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Originally Posted by guthmund
To commiserate in the safety of relative anonymity?
I don't know. I think the majority are pretty funny and worth a laugh or two.
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Commiseration is a wonderful thing, especially when it helps lessen the mortification of what, for an adult, can be damn near scarring... A grown up just isn't supposed to not have control over their bodily functions.
*snorts*
I have had several "shart" incidents, mostly because they come upon me without any warning at all. I can fart, and half hour later, no rumbling, no pain, and all of a sudden the next one isn't a fart.
I had one shart incident that turned ugly, and thanks to the quick reactions of my hubby, eventually ended up ok. We had gone to Walmart for basic household shopping. As we were walking into the store from the parking lot, I felt my sphincter muscles just....
go.... no warning, no fart, no roiling, no pain, nothing. It was a leak at first, but the more I tried to control it, the worst it got. Luckily, the restrooms in Walmart are in the front of the store. I told my hubby what was happening, trying desperately to control the tears of mortified frustration. He sent me into the restroom to clean up as best as I possibly could and to see if I couldn't get my bowels into some semblance of control. I was still in there when a store associate knocked on the stall door, asking if my hubby was a big fella with long hair. When I affirmed the description, she passed a new pack of panties, receipt stuck in the package, under the door and walked out. I gratefully changed my underwear and threw the soiled pair into the garbage. A wet paper towel got the worst of the mess out of my jeans (luckily, I wear panty liners, and that caught some of it). When I emerged from the restroom, my hubby was waiting with a hug. He walked behind me to the car, hiding the big wet spot on my pants, and on the way out to the car, he told me that he'd told the associate that the elastic had given out on my panties, sweet man that he is. I'm sure she knew the truth as soon as she walked in, but it was very sweet of him to think of me. We had to make the trip another day, and I visited a different Walmart for a couple of months after that, lol.