Hah that's terrible. I haven't actually shat myself since I was a wee one, but I've come very close (by now I have rectal muscles of steel). I recall the last time I did it (4 or 5 maybe?) it ran straight down into my galoshes (aw how cute) and we later ended up scrubbing it off with a toothbrush. Sometimes when I think of it, I can still almost smell it.
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