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I have yet to full-on shit myself. It is one of my greatest fears, and I would be horrified if it happened. I know, just KNOW it would happen in the worst possible setting - in an elevator, on an airplane, in front of a live audience while performing at some random dinner theatre.
In other words, it's going to happen. I'll be sure and let you know when it does.
Back in my drinking days, I lost all bladder control while laughing. I immediately "accidentally" spilled a full beer on myself. Alcohol - my antagonist and savior.
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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.
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