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This is the greatest thread of all time. its hilarious. I have never told ANYONE this but when i was in high school, i would always forget the keys to my house so when i would get home after school i would have to wait in the backyard for my mom for about half an hour. One day i had to go REALLY bad my whole walk home i was holding it. I even started running down the street because i knew if i didnt i would not have made it. I was digging through my backpack looking for my keys while running, ended up that day was one of the days i just so happen to forget my keys. I ran into the backyard frantically thinking maybe we left a window unlocked, but my luck that day of course none were unlocked. So i found some napkins on the patio table from the night before when we had dinner out there and dropped my pants right there on the grass. This would have not been so bad, but my dog kept looking at my like "what does she think shes doing" and she kept coming over to me rubbing her head on my leg i had to keep telling her to go away but luckly everything was alright and nobody ever montioned anything because it just looked like something that the dog had done and i threw the napkins in one of the outside garbage cans.
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