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caz · 02-15-2005, 10:56 AM

I have never done it myself, but I have had to clean up after a friend that lost control in the middle of the night. I must confess that this happened after a night of drinking, but still a good shat story:

While attending a party for another of my friends, a buddy that was staying with me informed me that it was time for him to go. I was a little suspiscious because he has a reputation for vomiting while he is drunk, but I was about done with the evening so I agreed to head home. Not even two stop lights down from the party... the madness began. A window is cracked and the hurling comenses. Mind you that the drive home consisted of highway travel. So you can picture my car going 65+ miles/hr and a trail of vomit from the passenger window.

How we made it back to my house with out being arrested I will never know but we did. That evening I set him up on a couch bed and set out to do a pre-wash of my vomit painted car. I could only manage to hose it down a bit before having to crash myself.

When I woke up the next morning... I first laughed at the events of the night before, but was brought back to reality by the pounding of my head. I made my way downstairs to check on the friend of mine who had the rough evening and was met by the most foul smell. My first thought was that one of us had stepped in something the night before, and in being drunk, tracked it into the house. Ohhh no... couldn't be that lucky.

I made my way into the basement to find a trail of hardened excrement that was once liquid. I found the friend of mine curled up on the couch bed, in a mess that looked as if someone had squeezed the middle of him and he exploded from both ends. Apparently... he realized that he needed to do "the duty" way to late in his druken slumber and started in the bed that I had set up for him. After starting in the bed he continued to leak the entire way to the bathroom upstairs (there is no bathroom in the basement of my house). To top it off this fool tried to deny the obvious when I woke him up. I spent hours the next day cleaning the mess... all I could smell was the shit stink and the cologne that he was wearing the night before. Never again can I smell that cologne.

02-15-2005, 10:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
caz Tilted Location: Illinois	I have never done it myself, but I have had to clean up after a friend that lost control in the middle of the night. I must confess that this happened after a night of drinking, but still a good shat story: While attending a party for another of my friends, a buddy that was staying with me informed me that it was time for him to go. I was a little suspiscious because he has a reputation for vomiting while he is drunk, but I was about done with the evening so I agreed to head home. Not even two stop lights down from the party... the madness began. A window is cracked and the hurling comenses. Mind you that the drive home consisted of highway travel. So you can picture my car going 65+ miles/hr and a trail of vomit from the passenger window. How we made it back to my house with out being arrested I will never know but we did. That evening I set him up on a couch bed and set out to do a pre-wash of my vomit painted car. I could only manage to hose it down a bit before having to crash myself. When I woke up the next morning... I first laughed at the events of the night before, but was brought back to reality by the pounding of my head. I made my way downstairs to check on the friend of mine who had the rough evening and was met by the most foul smell. My first thought was that one of us had stepped in something the night before, and in being drunk, tracked it into the house. Ohhh no... couldn't be that lucky. I made my way into the basement to find a trail of hardened excrement that was once liquid. I found the friend of mine curled up on the couch bed, in a mess that looked as if someone had squeezed the middle of him and he exploded from both ends. Apparently... he realized that he needed to do "the duty" way to late in his druken slumber and started in the bed that I had set up for him. After starting in the bed he continued to leak the entire way to the bathroom upstairs (there is no bathroom in the basement of my house). To top it off this fool tried to deny the obvious when I woke him up. I spent hours the next day cleaning the mess... all I could smell was the shit stink and the cologne that he was wearing the night before. Never again can I smell that cologne.