Just looking back at this thread...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=80135
maybe cowgirl could give you some tips
This is where my 12 year old boy sense of humor comes out... Farting is funny... It makes me laugh...
The grown up in me doesn't quite understand the turn on to whyfarting is supposed to be sexy... what the turn on is, but there are a bunch of things that I don't get the turn on it... Is it appropriate to ask him why it is a turn on?
There's always whoopie cushions under the pillow...