<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/S/serogi/1051220322_esquitwain.jpg" border="0" alt="The Mark Twain"><br>The Mark Twain: A leisurely paddle steamboat<br>navigating the Rivers of America in the 19th<br>Century! A venerable Disneyland institution,<br>you date to opening day in 1955 and respresent<br>stablity, tradition, and a healthy dose of<br>Americana. You never make your passengers<br>seasick (in part due to the fact that you role<br>along your secret underwater track) and always<br>offer some great panoramic views of a Frontier<br>mining town, New Orleans, and back woods<br>glimpses of wildlife and injuns straight out of<br>a Samuel Clemens tale! Small children and old<br>folks like you best, but that doesn't mean you<br>don't know how to get out and enjoy the<br>nightlife, you play "Steamboat<br>Willie" in the nightly production of the<br>Fantasmic! Spectacular. Just one question,<br>just how is that you are always managing to be<br>headed "down river"?
The hell?
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