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Originally Posted by Daoust
[I]I firmly believe this myself, as the Bible, specifically the NT (which has been around for 2000 years) has been telling us about this all along.
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Wow, gotta love scientifically verifiable testimony.
I'm starting a new religion right now.
It states that the world was created by me 19 years ago upon my birth. You'd all better bow down to me or I'll take you all away in a fiery torment upon my death, wherein the world will be reduced to smouldering ashes and choking poison gas.
What's that? There's people in the world older than 19? No, you see, I created those people with pre-existing memories so they'd have the chance to be saved by me. The entire universe is only 19 years old, trust me. I'll even write a book about it.
All that starlight that's been travelling for hundreds of millions of years, I created that as well, already on its way here, so you all could see it.
Yep... 19 years old
It must be true though, because I said it and wrote it down.