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Old 02-13-2005, 07:44 PM   #51 (permalink)
JumpinJesus
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Location: Chicago
Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Clerk: Sorry?

Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.

Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.

Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes.

Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.
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