What the hell are you talking about? The fact that I like to take out a huge chuck of earwax outta my dog's ear and rub it over my nipple is considered to be normal...
Putting tooth in a can of cola will eventually use up all of the cola and evolve into a small advanced civilization of mushroom people
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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