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Old 02-12-2005, 08:44 AM   #89 (permalink)
biznatch
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Originally Posted by Tophat665
The French economy is so screwed up they don't even have a word for entrepreneur.
Now that joke was funny as hell.
anyway I decided not to post here anymore. I guess I'm tired; yes I still think the thread started as kind of wrong. But you know...no beef. whatever.
So yeah, I decided to post some jokes on my own people....
I'm translating them, so bear with me:
-How does french man commit suicide?
He shoots a bullet 8 inches over his head because of his superiority complex.
-When God created France, he made it the most beautiful country of the world. So to avoid jealousy amongst other people, he reestablished balance by populating it with the french.
-Why do french people drown more often than other people? Because they can't shut their big mouth up for more than 5 seconds
-What's the difference between Nelson Mandela and most french govt members? Nelson Mandela went to jail before he worked in the govt.
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