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As I said in an earlier thread,
Virginia is indeed for Lovers, as long as one is male, the other is female, they are married to each other, the man is on top, and they are trying to concieve a child who will be raised as a Christian.
Anyone ever been to Virginia Beach? If you have, you'll relate. If you haven't, save your time and money and vacation somewhere else. In Virginia Beach, you can't swear. ANYWHERE. There are signs posted, and a $50 fine for each offense. If you're a female, you can't leave the beach/boardwalk area in your bikini. No beer, coolers, frisbees, radios or football on the beach. Locals hate the tourists, tourists hate the locals. But somehow, it's supposed to be a vacation paradise. What a joke. I avoid the oceanfront area at all costs. After visiting beaches in the Caribbean, Hawaii, Australia and Europe, that miserable excuse for a beach we call Virginia Beach is just pathetic.
By the way, there are no strip clubs anywhere in the state. We have "go-go" bars, and the most you'll see are pasties. You can't buy beer on Sunday. Tattoo parlors only recently were allowed to come back to the Hampton Roads area and are heavily regulated.
It seems almost cruel that about one third of the horny young squids in our Navy are stationed here.
-Mikey
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