Uncle Phil is a Marilyn Monroe impersonator, only he isn't very good at it... His crowning acheivement was singing Happy Birthday Mr. President to the president of the local Rotary Club (by popular demand he's booked at the Oddfellows next week!).
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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