Ok who wants to explain to me how bottled water EVER GOT STARTED!!!!
Lewis Black had his comic stand up freak out about it, so will I.
Who thought that it'd be a great idea to take water put it in a bottle and sell it at some inconvenient place like a store when I should just be able to turn on my facet at home and fill up a glass--NOT A BOTTLE... a glass. >_<
Now ask yourself, Black is making sense here. Why the hell should I drive, pay, and carry WATER that I can get at home! And when I couldn't believe it to get worse I was amazed to find myself staring at "Diet Water." And I had to recall when Black went, "Now that implies that there is water out there with chunks of fat floating in it. And I have to find that water because that's the tasty goddamned water!"
Now that you have seen the stupidity in buying a product that was designed by the Commercial Corporations in America to demoralize you all into buying any thing that you see on QVC... here's the punch line...
There is a patent for... Dehydrated Water. If you didn't laugh or cry or scream in rage... you're missing something. Think it through: Dehydrated... de, not of... hydrate, with water... "Not with water" Water.... If you understand how this can be, I'm all ears. The only way that you can have dehydrated water is if you heat out all the water! It's an empty glass!
OR in my opinion what the venders should have to sell you is a bottle filled with gas. And that gas would be a mixture of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Those of you who have taken high school chemistry know where I'm going. Those who haven't:
Hydrogen + Oxygen + Flame = Water vapor + BOOM!
On that label of that bottle of water, will be the instructions "Hold next to face!"