Behind the dryers at my parent's laundromat. In my dad's office. In my parent's bed. In the car. Laying in a lounge chair by the pool, broad daylight, both naked, and I was chain smoking. On a bench at a local park with people walking by and waving at me. In the kitchen while cooking and talking to my mom on the phone. On my 4-wheeler, about 3 am, in the middle of the woods. Drunk as shit in the camping trailer outside the house, with all of my friends shooting fireworks at it. In my best friend's bedroom, on his bed, while he was knocking on the door. On a dirty matress in a dilapidated apartment my parents were about to fix up. At the theatre, back row, watching Team America.
Probably more wierd places... we've made it a point to do it in every room at my house and her house - except my living room. I can't bring myself to get head while sitting next to my mother's glass sculpture of Jesus, I just can't.
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