I love the fact that I've never been to a gym to workout once in my life. I'm so very proud of that. I get exercise in other ways. For example, in the winter I cross country ski. I don't have to share my equipment, I don't have to stand around watching other people, I don't have to worry about sitting in a pool of their sweat, I don't have to worry about people on cell phones, or people with bigger penises than me walking around in the shower.
And I get a great workout. I realize that you can only x-country ski in the winter and it's not the same thing as 'pumping iron' which I think is ridiculous anyway, but it's great...
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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys
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