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Dear Giant "Vlad" Hamburger
I am afraid that my family and I will not be able to answer your kind summons to join you. In the words of Luke Skywalker, "I'll never join you!"
Fearing the worst, I bundled my family into the car last night and moved them to a new location. You will not find us. And if you do, we are prepared. We have been watching episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and we know our stuff.
From the posts above, I see that the situation is worse than I thought. It seems that many of the TFP are already held in thrall or living in fear of reprisal and that your power reaches even to the heart of the U.N.
I fear that soon no place will truly be safe.
Sincerely,
Charlatan
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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