Attention Citizens!!!
It has recently come to my attention that a member of the TFP...
one Giant Hamburger is hiding something. Many at TFP believe
Giant Hamburger to be a funny if somewhat odd addition to
our online communtiy. We laugh at his drawings and clever posts.
The truth is more than any one of us can bear alone...
Giant Hamburger has been roaming this earth for centuries, slaking his
insurmountable thirst on the blood of the innocent.
Giant Hamburger is none other than Vlad the Impaler!!!!!
THE EVIDENCE
Giant Hamburger...
Vlad the Impaler...
For those who do not know, Vlad the Impaler is often cited
as the real life inspiration for Bram Stoker's Count Dracula...
While the physical similarity is uncanny and should be enough
to convince even the most skeptical of the TFP... There is more!
The mighty Giant Hamburger appears to be taunting us in
this thread
when he posted this picture in answer to the question,
"Who is YOUR celebrity look-a-like?"
Can there be any question that we have an immortal among us?
Please move this post to Paranoia if you feel it is more appropriate.