Great work there Cervantes! The sermon looks funny in written text, but bear in mind it was spoken. And they do have a special style of speaking in sermons, you must have heard some things from the Knutby guys?
The Bible quotes aren't exact, but it looks more like the 1917 version than the 2000.
Anyone else but me thinks it funny how they always leave out the really nasty parts of the Lot story?