All right! A website with more restaurant horror stories as told by the servers.
http://www.bitterwaitress.com/
And just so you'd know I hadn't gone soft and tolerant, we had to sit next to a family yesterday who ENCOURAGED their two children to see who could HOOT the loudest. Oh yeah, it was a by-God contest right there at the next table. Also at one point, my wife noticed a three-year-old sitting on the floor in the middle of the dining room all by himself. His parents were sitting at a booth in the corner, watching him and SMILING at him. They thought it was cute.
Who says mandatory sterilization is a bad idea?