I worked at a hotel long ago, and a lady walked in to check in. She handed me her credit card, and I said "thank you, Ms...." pause. It said Bumpass, I was floored. She exclaimed, very annoyed, "it's Bum Pess! BUM PESS!!" I almost got fired, and for what I didn't say! Probably cause I was laughing my ass off as she walked away
