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what are the chances?
.1% apparently....
quick scenario. i got married dec 18 oh four. honeymoon for a few days in cancun, first apartment here in the city...and all of a sudden... ... <- or should i say lack of.
the missus has been on birthcontrol for a while now, a while i mean, since like june/july somethin.. ortho-lo and has taken it to the T. every day on the hour. not missing one beat. and all is good...or so i think...
she was supposed to have construction on i-81 southbound this weekend
(ifyaknowwhatimean) but for some reason traffic never got deserted, the workers never showed....
so we bought a test the other day. maybe you've heard of it, it's the pink one that shows it early, and lets you know if you're a "little pregnant".
well she took it, and wham..2 pink lines...nah..that can't be..maybe you did it wrong, do the other....and to our surprise...2 pink lines.
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?! do i have supersperm that the government needs to know about? is it a fluke? she went to get bloodwork done today, and we wont know untill monday...what am i to be expecting here...is this it? am i gonna be poppa tek? any insight...any comments, comfort, criticism? anyone been in the same shoes as me?
now don't get me wrong, it's not like i don't WANT a kid...i'm just not sure that i'm ready yet. we were gonna finish up school, and get us settled first, so our kid wouldn't have to grow up like his old man, and go throught what he did..
i guess i'm rambling now.
-tek
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