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scout · 02-03-2005, 02:54 AM

Like most here believes there definitely comes a time in a relationship if one isn't careful you can become pussy whipped.
Interestingly enough I had a salesman call a couple years ago wanting to sell me all kinds of shit. Being the asshole that I am and hating telemarketers the way I do I let him go through his entire list of things to sell, nuts and bolts, wire nuts, tools blah blah blah. Somewhere in the middle of this 45 minute spill my wife arrived home. It was about the time she arrived home you could begin to hear the frustration in his voice. Somewhere about the time he got to the first aid kits my wife walked into the room and the conversation went something like this ....

SP: " I can sell you 10 of them today and today only for the low price of 150 apiece and I'll pick up the shipping. Can I put ya down for 10 today?
me:" I dunno let me ask the boss"
SP: " your not the boss....? " in a voice riddled with disbelieve.....
me : " Sweety, do we need any first aid kits, he's got a helluva deal we get 10 for the low price of $150 apiece and he will pay the shipping and bill us later"
my wife looks at me like I'm nuts .... I was self employed at the time and I was my only employee and no way in hell did I need 10 first aid kits.
SP: " what the hell are you fuckin' pussy whipped or what"
me: " you mean your not pussy whipped"
SP: " noo fuckin way man " {he's really pissed now because he realizes I wasted about an hour of his time} " I ain't pussy whipped, I'm divorced" then he proceeds to call me several unmentionable names and calls my wife a bitch...
me: " huh, ya reckon there's a connection?? maybe if you was pussy whipped you wouldn't be masturbating every nite"
SP: " you {insert long string of cusswords} go screw yourself"
then " click" he hung up.

All that to say this, you have to be a little pussy whipped in any long term relationship for it to work. A rewarding healthy long term relationship is a extended series of give and take with both sides being able to retain their pride and feelings of self-worth throughout. When one side or the other loses their pride {I think that's the word I'm looking for here} to keep the other or to make the other happy then the relationship shifts to something other than healthy. I dunno if that makes sense, I have a hard time putting my thoughts into words sometimes...

02-03-2005, 02:54 AM	#14 (permalink)
scout Psycho	Like most here believes there definitely comes a time in a relationship if one isn't careful you can become pussy whipped. Interestingly enough I had a salesman call a couple years ago wanting to sell me all kinds of shit. Being the asshole that I am and hating telemarketers the way I do I let him go through his entire list of things to sell, nuts and bolts, wire nuts, tools blah blah blah. Somewhere in the middle of this 45 minute spill my wife arrived home. It was about the time she arrived home you could begin to hear the frustration in his voice. Somewhere about the time he got to the first aid kits my wife walked into the room and the conversation went something like this .... SP: " I can sell you 10 of them today and today only for the low price of 150 apiece and I'll pick up the shipping. Can I put ya down for 10 today? me:" I dunno let me ask the boss" SP: " your not the boss....? " in a voice riddled with disbelieve..... me : " Sweety, do we need any first aid kits, he's got a helluva deal we get 10 for the low price of $150 apiece and he will pay the shipping and bill us later" my wife looks at me like I'm nuts .... I was self employed at the time and I was my only employee and no way in hell did I need 10 first aid kits. SP: " what the hell are you fuckin' pussy whipped or what" me: " you mean your not pussy whipped" SP: " noo fuckin way man " {he's really pissed now because he realizes I wasted about an hour of his time} " I ain't pussy whipped, I'm divorced" then he proceeds to call me several unmentionable names and calls my wife a bitch... me: " huh, ya reckon there's a connection?? maybe if you was pussy whipped you wouldn't be masturbating every nite" SP: " you {insert long string of cusswords} go screw yourself" then " click" he hung up. All that to say this, you have to be a little pussy whipped in any long term relationship for it to work. A rewarding healthy long term relationship is a extended series of give and take with both sides being able to retain their pride and feelings of self-worth throughout. When one side or the other loses their pride {I think that's the word I'm looking for here} to keep the other or to make the other happy then the relationship shifts to something other than healthy. I dunno if that makes sense, I have a hard time putting my thoughts into words sometimes...