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Amnesia620 · 02-03-2005, 12:07 AM

Even though I'm usually not one to talk about my sex life with general friends and aquaintences, I've read some very funny posts and also can relate to a few stories on here. So I will share mine...

I was staying at my best friends house and she left with her mom and a couple other members of her family and the guy I had met a few weeks before decided to take advantage of the time we had alone. I was all for it, thinking that they would be a while...

On the sofa-bed, completely naked, enjoying the moment - in walks my best friend's mom (First) and then my best friend! Mom got a good look I'm sure...I jump off and immediately cover, totally embarrassed and worried that they would be angry. I can still hear the laughter to this day...

Another time, my best friend and her hubby, along with two guy friends of ours, decided to go to Mexico to drink and say farewell to one of the guys we were with. Well, being under 21 at the time, we went down there and I got hammered beyond belief. Apparently, as we were leaving, I tried to lay down in the middle of the street, then said "Yooou Esss Thitizen" (U.S. Citizen) at the border station...

During our trip home, my best friend drove with the guy who we were saying farewell to in a separate vehicle, her hubby drove us in the car. Alone, drunk in a backseat with Metallica blaring seems to lead to people with serious beer-goggles to do naughty, naughty things.

Sometime during this, in my drunken *busy* stupor, I hear our driver say "ah, sh*t, cops, guys, COP". I push the guy off of me, and am trying - with little grace - to pull up my pants...only to grab the guys leather jacket and pull it over me - just in time.

As the cop is talking to my best friends husband, he proceeds to say "Well, as I came up and pulled you over, imagine my surprise when I see Home Boy's butt going up and down in the back seat."

After the cop left, our driver was complaining about the stereo and I asked what was up. He told me that while we were getting busy, the stereo went out and that it was our fault - we must have pulled a wire or something. It turned out we blew a fuse...however, I don't remember if the sex was any good...in fact, I don't remember much of that entire night...but, I'll never forget that cop or what he had to say...
I sobered up as much as I could, blushed the rest of the way home, and haven't lived this down, as of yet...considering the cop said it loud enough so that my best friend and her passenger heard every word the cop said. She loves telling this story...

02-03-2005, 12:07 AM	#193 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	If you do it hard and fast in a car, would you get a speeding ticket?? Even though I'm usually not one to talk about my sex life with general friends and aquaintences, I've read some very funny posts and also can relate to a few stories on here. So I will share mine... I was staying at my best friends house and she left with her mom and a couple other members of her family and the guy I had met a few weeks before decided to take advantage of the time we had alone. I was all for it, thinking that they would be a while... On the sofa-bed, completely naked, enjoying the moment - in walks my best friend's mom (First) and then my best friend! Mom got a good look I'm sure...I jump off and immediately cover, totally embarrassed and worried that they would be angry. I can still hear the laughter to this day... Another time, my best friend and her hubby, along with two guy friends of ours, decided to go to Mexico to drink and say farewell to one of the guys we were with. Well, being under 21 at the time, we went down there and I got hammered beyond belief. Apparently, as we were leaving, I tried to lay down in the middle of the street, then said "Yooou Esss Thitizen" (U.S. Citizen) at the border station... During our trip home, my best friend drove with the guy who we were saying farewell to in a separate vehicle, her hubby drove us in the car. Alone, drunk in a backseat with Metallica blaring seems to lead to people with serious beer-goggles to do naughty, naughty things. Sometime during this, in my drunken busy stupor, I hear our driver say "ah, sht, cops, guys, COP". I push the guy off of me, and am trying - with little grace - to pull up my pants...only to grab the guys leather jacket and pull it over me - just in time. As the cop is talking to my best friends husband, he proceeds to say "Well, as I came up and pulled you over, imagine my surprise when I see Home Boy's butt going up and down in the back seat." After the cop left, our driver was complaining about the stereo and I asked what was up. He told me that while we were getting busy, the stereo went out and that it was our fault - we must have pulled a wire or something. It turned out we blew a fuse...however, I don't remember if the sex was any good...in fact, I don't remember much of that entire night...but, I'll never forget that cop or what he had to say... I sobered up as much as I could, blushed the rest of the way home, and haven't lived this down, as of yet...considering the cop said it loud enough so that my best friend and her passenger heard every word the cop said. She loves telling this story... __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620 Last edited by Amnesia620; 02-03-2005 at 12:39 AM.. Reason: punctuation, eliminating redundancy.*