Originally Posted by thinktank

I once worked with a guy who was a really creepy dude, a horrible alcoholic, claimed he drank like a case of beer or a fifth of jack a night (and i was prone to believe him based on how he looked most mornings). Always saying weird and perverse stuff, i always thought it was somewhat funny, hell, offensive comedy is the best kind. But one of the phrases i remember best was (and i dont know if this is from a movie or anything, he very well could have stolen it from somewhere, i've at the least never heard it other than that night) "I would eat a mile of Britney Spear's shit just to see where it came from."
Although i'm extremely sceptical, if this is true, you sir, are a freaking maniac, and that is something i respect in people. Cheers.