Super Ninja here.
But, in reality
I continue to fight crime with mundane skill in my spare time and represent the down-trodden in this wicked world of lies, treachery and deceit. Just yesterday I helped to push a stranded motorist to a parking lot saving them from certain traffic. The knee-high boots and cape are a little uncomfortable in these warm May days but one must keep their image up when battling even the most mundane forms of evil.
-GH
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