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mrsandman · 01-31-2005, 11:57 PM

Anger is quite a healthy emotion.

First of all, your blood pressure rises. This also happens when you lift weights. Lifting weights, as we all know, is healthy. Therefore, anger is healthy for you.

You can pretty much depend on your breathing increasing, sometimes drastically, depending on the level of your anger. Therefore it is obviously aerobic. We all know that aerobic exercise is good for your heart. Therefore, anger is healthy for you.

It certainly is a well-known fact that anger can lead to violence. I don’t think that there is any doubt that a good altercation can be quite invigorating. Jumping, kicking, wildly swinging your arms, screaming, ducking, getting knocked down, getting up, and yes…running, are all activities that are common during an altercation. Who amongst us can deny that these endeavors are an athletic activity? Therefore, anger is healthy for you.

When carrying a concealed weapon, anger comes into play constantly. Do I overlook that sarcastic sales clerk or just shoot him? Instead of leaving a nice tip for that inconsiderate and slow waitress do I fire off several rounds at her after I pay the bill? The auto mechanic who lies about your needing a gas filter, just shoot him? These are all serious decisions that are made constantly throughout your working day, which affect your basic heart-lung-brain function. Therefore, anger is healthy for you.

There are angry situations in our lives too numerous to mention. While seething and rushing to judgment to maim or kill, look at your occasional or constant anger as a benefit. Anger is healthy for you.

01-31-2005, 11:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Anger is quite a healthy emotion. First of all, your blood pressure rises. This also happens when you lift weights. Lifting weights, as we all know, is healthy. Therefore, anger is healthy for you. You can pretty much depend on your breathing increasing, sometimes drastically, depending on the level of your anger. Therefore it is obviously aerobic. We all know that aerobic exercise is good for your heart. Therefore, anger is healthy for you. It certainly is a well-known fact that anger can lead to violence. I don’t think that there is any doubt that a good altercation can be quite invigorating. Jumping, kicking, wildly swinging your arms, screaming, ducking, getting knocked down, getting up, and yes…running, are all activities that are common during an altercation. Who amongst us can deny that these endeavors are an athletic activity? Therefore, anger is healthy for you. When carrying a concealed weapon, anger comes into play constantly. Do I overlook that sarcastic sales clerk or just shoot him? Instead of leaving a nice tip for that inconsiderate and slow waitress do I fire off several rounds at her after I pay the bill? The auto mechanic who lies about your needing a gas filter, just shoot him? These are all serious decisions that are made constantly throughout your working day, which affect your basic heart-lung-brain function. Therefore, anger is healthy for you. There are angry situations in our lives too numerous to mention. While seething and rushing to judgment to maim or kill, look at your occasional or constant anger as a benefit. Anger is healthy for you. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.