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All my girlfriends have been good sorts, but that never stopped me fucking ugly slappers as well. Everyone needs a bit now and then and my mission on this planet was to interfere with as many vaginas as I possibly could, no matter what the owner of the vagina looked like.
A mates missus said to me once,
"You're an ugly bastard Stick, so how do you get all these good looking girls hanging off you?"
"I've got a big cock", I replied. She hit me, then laughed.
As for Lleyton and Bec they're both on the rebound. I bet the relationship amounts to nothing, or if they are silly enough to get married, it wont last long.
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ominous adj.
Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.
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