Man... How the hell did you look her in the eye after that? If I was you, I don't think things would ever be the same again. Then again, I wouldn't be sitting there picking the tomato seeds out of my teeth like you are.
Not that I'm looking to rain on your parade, I can understand the rush of it, but reading these two threads has opened my eyes to the amount of nastiness present in one's poo. And poo that old and fermented... in your mouth...
I have to salute your cajones in doing it, and applaud your desire to please your woman... But then again, I have to wonder what could be behind it from her point of view, especially as she went out of her way to save it up and eat bulky food so it would be the biggest, most disgusting movement she could manage.
Something about that, coming from someone who says they love you, seems a bit rich to me, and I'm not just talking about the flavour.
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