well. I don't know the first thing about Dildos, But when my wife wanted a play toy, and since they are illegal in Texas. We turned to massagers and my cousin told us about this little number.
The Conair Touch 'N Tone massager. You can buy it at just about any drug store. And until we found a way around the law. My wife swore buy it.
so I guess there is a fine line between the two.