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The internet makes it very easy, but you may want to consider dragging your wife out to a seedy video store somewhere, especially if she has never been. There is something about walking in to those places with toys hanging everywhere and porn titles like "Granny Trannys" that just makes you feel a little bit dirty and edgy, which might translate well for you later in bed! If she is worried about being seen, just go to one in the next town. Porn night was always a fun adventure.
As far as what to get - hard to say. Everyone has that little thing that turns their crank and at a store you will have every imaginable twist. You may not know now what butters your bread - but you'll know it when you see it! Have fun...
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Oft expectation fails...
and most oft there Where most it promises
- Shakespeare, W.
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