My wife, my daughter, and a friend went to get coffee one evening. It was nice out so I was sitting outside while the others went in to get their coffee. When they came out, they told me about a man who was talking to my daughter (who was 13 at the time), and, before he walked out, asked for her number. My friend told the guy, "Umm, she's 13 YEARS OLD." He said the guy turned pale and stammered, "I..I...I thought she was at least 18."
Luckily, the guy was long gone before I was told this or there'd be one more man in this world with only 1 testicle.
In my eyes, my daughter still looks 10. I need to open my eyes.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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