I love this thread! So funny, so real. I'm a toilet humor kinda gal...my ex-husband was super uptight about it. I'm so glad my new man has the same twisted sense of humor as I do. Once he was giving me a butt massage (holy crap! This was the best thing I've ever done in bed!!!!) and he took a time-out and said, "Do ya need to fart, Honey?" I cracked up! I didn't need to, but I know that I could anytime and it would be fine...except if he was going down on me...that would truly suck.
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