WS6_kid, that is probably one of the most descriptive pieces of writing I have ever taken in. There's no way I could have got through an event like that without puking my guts out.
"I kinda lifted her up so I could get some air. Her butt came up and released a long wet fart which spayed my whole face with moist entrails. Just after this it changed texture to more of a smooth creamy bright greenish color and the rate it came out increased 2 fold."
O...M.....F.....G
Phil