I went down on my girlfriend last night and mid session she was groaning and twitching and all that good stuff I hear a knock at the door and I jump up and answer it. It was her father (her house has a seperate basement so she rents it out from them) she pulls up the pants and comes to the door.
"Hi Chris, hows it going?" he asks... i'm so fucking red in the face that I think I'm going to burst out laughing
"Oh you know sir, we were kind of having and arguement about me missing my afternoon classes today" I give him a sigh and a "What can you do?" shrug and the worried/pissed off expression leaves his face. He sighs and pats my shoulder and gives me a wink to tell me that I should get used to it "Woman are like that..." he says with a laugh and walks back to his door muttering something about being out of milk.
... it was pretty funny
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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