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The monotony of waking up every weekday morning and going to the same old job that I don't enjoy
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That's what life is, and it doesn't matter how much you work or how hard you try, you'll always be in the hole. If you do manage to make some money, it will be because you've sold out to the man and your occupation will consist of exploiting children in Thailand or finding ways to deny health insurance to a man with brain cancer. Every day you'll go to work in order to make other people rich. Hopefully you won't get married or else your wife and miserable children, that probably aren't even really yours, will suck all the rest of your money out of your pocket. They'll also consume your soul and you will become a shriveled-up, heartless, pussy-whipped old man just waiting to die.
Fortunately, there's alcohol. If only the government would legalize the rest of the stuff.