maleficent

A pair of handcuffs in the back of my closet, that weren't mine... and I live alone.

a few years back, I was in a hotel in San Francisco, and had a Princess and the Pea moment, where I couldn't sleep, because there was something under the mattress. I got out of bed, lifted the mattress, and there was a small bag that had a white substance in it... I got dressed, brought it down to the front desk...(I honestly don't know what it was - but I got my room for free that week)

I was at a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, having a salad with a colleague, and I moved some lettuce on my plate, and found the biggest damn bug I have ever seen in my life. I called over the waiter, who promptly killed the bug and said, well, ma'am at least you know it's fresh....

A cheapie 110 camera, that I did develop the film on, and let's just say, it appears that Disneyland IS the happiest place on earth from what we could see in the pictures (I had them posted on a website for a while, then I got bored and deleted them all)

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