|
On one side I have an old man and his dog. They don't make much noise and the dog is a little yorkshire terrior.
On the other side I have my psychotic aunt with whom we share a driveway. She puts concrete blocks along side the driveway so we don't mess up her lawn so my brother and I went and stole them. A good escuse for this is the odds of someone damaging their car on them but after the last three years of this crazy lady's antics we decided to steal them for spite as well. She also pushed my mother(while pregnant) down a flight of stairs and threw a crock pot at her! Once she sent her son over to take my little sister because she wanted to be part of the two year old's life but refused to be nice to the rest of us.... the attempt failed of course.
The craziest neighbors I've ever had were actually my family......
__________________
Your part is silent you little toad - a line from the new phantom of the opera
|