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THEY TAKE IT PRETTY SERIOUS
A British guy, an Irish guy and a Scottish guy walk into a bar. They all order a pint of beer and move to sit at the corner table. When they put their cups down three flies die at the same time and one lands in each cup.
The British looks in his cup, picks the fly out and drinks.
The Scottish looks in his cup and just drinks it.
The Irish guy looks in his cup and very carefully removes the fly from the liquid and says "SPIT IT OUT!"
God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the world.
That said, Boondock Saints and the Commitments are awesome movies.
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