Sadly, Jonsgirl didn't have many friends when she was little... Her only friend's were her toes (which she gave names to). After long walks she would be wracked with guilt thinking she'd been walking on their faces all day... Even sadder... when her husband took to kissing her toes, she got jealous and stopped talking to them despite their begging her forgiveness...
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- Old Man Luedecke
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