No I don't, but I must say: you certainly picked a shitter of a subculture to become a celebrity in. You should have had your picture accidentally make its way into Cosmo in their article on "best guys in bed" or something, so you'd have women (who may or may not be attractive, but at least would have bathed recently) fawning over you instead.
"Wannabes" don't really annoy me or anything either, because if you think about it, there are probably quite a few things that you yourself are not very well-versed in, yet may be strongly opinionated about. I'm not saying don't be amused by these guys, but try not to judge them too harshly, because you may unknowngly be in the same boat.
Also, what does the BFE for your location stand for?