OK, I'll start:
One of my favorite gun culture wannabes was a cop. He was at a gunshow I was working. He was in uniform. He came up to my table, and we started talking. He told me that a bunch of stuff I had on my table was illegal to possess, so I should take them off the table. I told him he was full of shit, and to arrest me. He didn't care for that, but he didn't arrest me, either.
There's nothing in the world that amuses me more than moronic wannabes...those people with an IQ that's more than two standard deviations below "average", who are convinced that they have a clue when they really don't. But hey, I'm NOT naming names...
