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I wouldn't stay in a relationship with a girl who wanted to shit in my mouth. That being said, did you ever step in a big pile of dog shit while running around barefooted as a kid? I did, plenty of times. I can still remember the panic I felt when I realized I had shit on me. At that point, the only thing running through my mind was, "what's the fastest way to get this shit off of me?" Just imagine what you'd be thinking as someone shat in you mouth. I think and hope that you're just kidding in which case this is a pretty funny thread. Otherwise, c'mon dude, that's fucking nasty.
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Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of man’s values, it has to be earned.
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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