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"What's this?"
Divorce papers from your wife.
Fax from the free clinic... you have three months left
Fax from your doctor, your infected
Thank you, you have been served
You daughter is pregnant, Ricky Martin's the father
Not sure, can you read?
Love letter from your Sister...oh sorry it's to me
A nun was hit by a steamroller
Your dry cleaning
A letter from the aliens... something about your probe later... with or without lube, check one
A letter from Ed McMahon, you lost
Commitment papers, sign here
Letter from your son, he's on heroin and needs money
Your wife is apparently pregnant and your not the father
Pictures of you naked on your lawn
bunch of words on a piece of paper... that little beige guy gave it to me... he's my friend I call him George
Fax from your boss... you're getting promoted! Oops, no it isn't.
A death threat, good luck.
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