Originally Posted by xxSquirtxx

LOL Drakers. Funny story....Anal sex is now my current obsession - all anal, all the time! Well, not exactly, but close. Anyway, somehow my husband and I got to talking about anal sex (big surprise), and he asked me if I'd tried "Big Red" yet. I said yes. He said, "Really? Did you like it?" I nodded and smiled. He then said, "Man, I'd like to see that!" It was then I realized he was talking about the BIG "Big Red" dildo I have. I actually have two red ones, one kind of large (for me), and another monster one. HE was talking about the monster one , and I was talking about the not-so-monster one. He was allllll excited thinking about me using that other one anally. I promptly told him to stay the hell away from me with that thing!