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Not to steal your thunder....I heard an extended version of this joke that included additional lines...."Hark, I hear the cannons roar. Off to the east lies a fair young maid with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and steal off into the night."
When he heard the BOOM he got flustered and said "What the fuck was that? Oops, off to the east lies a fair young maid with soap in her hole, I think I'll kiss her snatch and steal....ahhhh fuck it!
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ef you-you effing ef
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