Possible headlines:
"Unlicensed gun-toting thug found employed by award-winning director of anti-gun movie, Bowling for Columbine."
"Award-winning director of anti-gun movie, Bowling for Columbine, advocates use of gun in protecting own ass."
"Award-winning director of anti-war movie, Fahrenheit 9/11, blasts use of deadly U.S. military force, endorses use of deadly personal bodyguard force."
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