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wolf · 01-20-2005, 06:44 AM

Favorites:

Alton Brown: My personal kitchen gadget god. This guy has gotten me to buy more kitchen stuff.... the great thing is that I use it all and it made my cooking even better.

Emeril: OK, I am from Fall River, MA so I have to give him props. I think he is vibrant and fun. I have tried some of his dishes and they are great. However I have to agree with the catch phrases and the wild screaming and applauding for alcohol and garlic. It's garlic, come on.

Paula Dean: She doesn't care that the dish she just made has enough calories for an elephant for the rest of the week and for that I love her.

Rachael Ray: This is a love/hate thing. I think she is cute and would love to have her in bed, unless she did that whole eye roll thing which she does after any bite of food, I just want to smack her. Her food is good though so she makes the list, well that and cause she's hot.

Giadia Delaurentis: Small, perky, hot. Does the same eye roll thing as Rachael, STOP IT! Good food though.

Iron Chef: I love this show. "Fukisan.... take it Ota" How can you not want to watch them make ice cream out of god only knows what. Oh and if reincarnation exists and I come back and a sea urchin, I am staying the fuck away from Japan.

Jacques Torres: Chocolate god. He's totally full of himself,but when you see what he can create with chocolate he's allowed to be.

Wolfgang Puck: Great food, but What did you say?

Ming Tsai - Also has a restaurant in Mass, so props to you, but where did he go?

Jaimie Oliver - Haven't seen him in a while. Always enjoyed his show.

Hates:

Bobby Flay: Dude, you aren't that great, so shut the fuck up. Everything is southwestern and you grill everything. This dog needs a new trick and a new attitude. Food Network loves this guy, I have no idea why. Iron Chef my ass, who did this guy blow at FN? He should commentate and Alton should be the chef.

Mario Batalli: Get this full of himself asshole off of my TV, and take off those obnoxious shoes!

Jack Horgan (How to Boil Water): This bitch is hot, and I would love to have her in bed, but how fucking dumb do you think we are? Cut the shit OK?

Calorie Commando: Dude just shut up, you'll be cancelled in a year. I don't give a fuck what you put in that cheesecake, it doesn't take like cheesecake.

Low Carb and Loving it: Just shoot that guy and his dry wife too.

Barefoot contessa: Ever wonder why her husband leaves on Sunday and comes home on Friday night? Cause he's banging the fuck out of Giada Delaurentis. When people come over stop that obnoxious laugh after every sentance, that really pisses me off.

Sandra Lee: She must be a fantastic fuck. If I had to live with this chick I'd eat a bullet. Wow! You can frost cake with store bought frosting! I'll bet no one's ever done that before, you're fan-fucking-tastic, here's your own show.

Tyler Florence: You arrogant prick, who the fuck do you think you are? Why are you such an ass to people who don't know how to cook? You are a professional, they aren't stop being a prick.

Bobby Rivers (Top 5): Someone please kill this guy.

Al Roker: He and Bobby Rivers should be gay together. Yes Al you can be the man. Between the two of them are some of the most annoying personalities on TV today.

01-20-2005, 06:44 AM	#38 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	Favorites: Alton Brown: My personal kitchen gadget god. This guy has gotten me to buy more kitchen stuff.... the great thing is that I use it all and it made my cooking even better. Emeril: OK, I am from Fall River, MA so I have to give him props. I think he is vibrant and fun. I have tried some of his dishes and they are great. However I have to agree with the catch phrases and the wild screaming and applauding for alcohol and garlic. It's garlic, come on. Paula Dean: She doesn't care that the dish she just made has enough calories for an elephant for the rest of the week and for that I love her. Rachael Ray: This is a love/hate thing. I think she is cute and would love to have her in bed, unless she did that whole eye roll thing which she does after any bite of food, I just want to smack her. Her food is good though so she makes the list, well that and cause she's hot. Giadia Delaurentis: Small, perky, hot. Does the same eye roll thing as Rachael, STOP IT! Good food though. Iron Chef: I love this show. "Fukisan.... take it Ota" How can you not want to watch them make ice cream out of god only knows what. Oh and if reincarnation exists and I come back and a sea urchin, I am staying the fuck away from Japan. Jacques Torres: Chocolate god. He's totally full of himself,but when you see what he can create with chocolate he's allowed to be. Wolfgang Puck: Great food, but What did you say? Ming Tsai - Also has a restaurant in Mass, so props to you, but where did he go? Jaimie Oliver - Haven't seen him in a while. Always enjoyed his show. Hates: Bobby Flay: Dude, you aren't that great, so shut the fuck up. Everything is southwestern and you grill everything. This dog needs a new trick and a new attitude. Food Network loves this guy, I have no idea why. Iron Chef my ass, who did this guy blow at FN? He should commentate and Alton should be the chef. Mario Batalli: Get this full of himself asshole off of my TV, and take off those obnoxious shoes! Jack Horgan (How to Boil Water): This bitch is hot, and I would love to have her in bed, but how fucking dumb do you think we are? Cut the shit OK? Calorie Commando: Dude just shut up, you'll be cancelled in a year. I don't give a fuck what you put in that cheesecake, it doesn't take like cheesecake. Low Carb and Loving it: Just shoot that guy and his dry wife too. Barefoot contessa: Ever wonder why her husband leaves on Sunday and comes home on Friday night? Cause he's banging the fuck out of Giada Delaurentis. When people come over stop that obnoxious laugh after every sentance, that really pisses me off. Sandra Lee: She must be a fantastic fuck. If I had to live with this chick I'd eat a bullet. Wow! You can frost cake with store bought frosting! I'll bet no one's ever done that before, you're fan-fucking-tastic, here's your own show. Tyler Florence: You arrogant prick, who the fuck do you think you are? Why are you such an ass to people who don't know how to cook? You are a professional, they aren't stop being a prick. Bobby Rivers (Top 5): Someone please kill this guy. Al Roker: He and Bobby Rivers should be gay together. Yes Al you can be the man. Between the two of them are some of the most annoying personalities on TV today. __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Last edited by wolf; 01-20-2005 at 06:46 AM..