I am a Discoridan Pope. (
Everyone is a Pope.) Your friend has been selected. It is not Ares (god of War), it is Eris (goddess of chaos). Is it a joke disguised as a religion? Or a religion disguised as a joke? For further edification, try the
Principia Discordia.
Discordians are not necessarily Sub-Geniouses, or vice versa, but there is certainly overlap. (
fnord).