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Bill Hicks: Who are the fucking Gideons? Ever met one? No! Ever seen one? No! But they're all over the fucking world, putting bibles in hotel rooms! Every hotel room: "This bible was placed here by a Gideon." I've been here all day, I ain't seen shit. I saw the house keeper come and go, I saw the mini-bar guy come and go, I'd never laid eyes on a fucking Gideon. What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from, Gidea? What the fuck are these people? I'm gonna capture a Gideon. I'm gonna make that my hobby. I'm gonna call the front next one day, "yeah, I don't seem to have a bible in my room."
Sorry, couldn't help it. I'm sure that taking a bible from a hotel room is not a problem, both legally or spiritually.
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